Lady Lorde shattered the stained glass ceiling, and now leads an army of women to take what’s theirs. And what’s not. She’s had it with all the lordsplaining on how to run a Queendom. And forget giving them a smile - she’ll give them the pointy end.

Stonemason

Destined

Who Runs the Empire? Ladies. Lady Lorde shattered the stained glass ceiling. This BLOCKLORDS Legendary Hero has had it with all the lordsplaining.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Lady Lorde

Physicality

Intelligence

Charisma

Leadership

Potential

WHO RUNS THE EMPIRE? LADIES.

Lady Lorde

Brutalius might not have the looks, but he sure has the dough. His chain flexes that he’s the empire’s biggest sugar daddy. He met most of his 43 maidens at the market, where they were selling imprints of their feet.

Intellectual

Overseer

Greedy

Call Me Daddy. Brutalius might not have the looks, but he sure has the dough. This Legendary Hero is the biggest sugar daddy in BLOCKLORDS.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Brutalius IV

CALL ME DADDY

Brutalius IV

You can’t get more alpha than chad. Stronger than god, with a jawline that cuts as deep as his knife, Beta Lords cower when they hear his battle roar. He eats bones to fuel his masculinity.

Lumberjack

Agronomist

The Superior Man. You can’t get more alpha than Duke Chad. This Legendary Hero eats bones to fuel his masculinity in BLOCKLORDS.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Duke Chad

THE SUPERIOR MAN

Duke Chad

Angela might look like a devout follower on first glance. But it’s not the lord above she worships. It’s the other guy. She’s well known for laughing hysterically at beheadings. Just don’t take up her invites to the castle cellar.

Baker

Architect

Foreman

Pure Bright Evil. Angela may look like a devout follower, but this BLOCKLORDS Legendary Hero is well-known for laughing hysterically at beheadings.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Angela Lucifer

PURE BRIGHT EVIL

Angela Lucifer

She’s a sucker for a bad boy with a hoe. To her family’s dismay, she’d never go for any of the noblemen they brought to court - the peasants are way more interesting. In the mornings, she holds her head high. It’s not a Chariot of Shame, it’s a Ride of Pride.

Minstrel

Farmer Charmer. Rose is a sucker for a bad boy with a hoe. This Legendary Hero takes the ride of pride to a new level in BLOCKLORDS.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Rose Thorne

FARMER CHARMER

Rose Thorne

You can’t sit with Gorgina Blade. Unless you’re brutal enough. Or wear fur on Wednesdays. Everybody wants to be friends with her, even her enemies. But beware if you do ever make it into her circle - she knows a thing or two about backstabbing…

Valiant

Chief Engineer

Resting Bitch Face. You can’t sit with Gorgina Blade. This Legendary Hero knows a thing or two about stabbing foes in BLOCKLORDS.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Gorgina Blade

RESTING BITCH FACE

Gorgina Blade

Max would rather die than snitch on his nobles. The lorddem are his family. Earls before girls, no doubt. The helm stays on 24/7. No face, no case. Wagwan my lord.

Cobbled Roadman. Max would rather die than snitch on his nobles. This Legendary Hero keeps his helm on 24/7 in BLOCKLORDS.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Max Peng

COBBLED ROADMAN

Max Peng

Apex doesn’t like parties. Or feasts. Or people for that matter. As a true introvert, she’d rather binge watch The Jester. Anyone who tries to get her out more, gets their tongue ripped out.

Butcher

Builder

Happy Einzelgänger. Apex doesn’t like parties. Or feasts. Or people. This Legendary Hero is ready to rip out the tongues of BLOCKLORDS extroverts.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Apex Armstrong

HAPPY EINZELGÄNGER

Apex Armstrong

Henry might look hard but he’s actually very delicate. His battle cries are lilting poems that often bring tears to his soldiers’ eyes. The scar across his face was a result of cuddling his cat too hard.

Natural Born Leader

No Edge Lord. Henry might look tough, but he’s actually very delicate. This BLOCKLORDS Legendary Hero is a poet and cat cuddler alike.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Henry Pastel

NO EDGE LORD

Henry Pastel

Jack wants a Queen more than he wants the throne. He simps hard, spoiling maidens with jewels in the hope that he’ll get some. Sometimes he gets lucky. Other times, he just gives them the ick. He knows it’s worth it though, Nice Guys always win out in the end…

Blacksmith

A Pick Me Knight. Jack wants a Queen more than he wants the throne. This Legendary BLOCKLORDS Hero knows nice guys always win out in the end.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Jack Simpalot

A PICK ME KNIGHT

Jack Simpalot

Dressed in silk and gold, young Penny mourns the sudden death of her rich 104 year old husband - who tragically passed one hour after their wedding. Penny is inconsolable. Unless you happen to ride a shiny chariot, of course.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Penny Shovel

PHYSICALITY

INTELLIGENCE

CHARISMA

LEADERSHIP

POTENTIAL

SHE AINT MESSING WITH NO BROKE PAGANS

Penny Shovel

They say ‘basic’, she says ‘Whatevs’. From skinny to flared robes, she’s always up on the empire’s latest trends. Her father still hasn’t forgiven her for ruining their family portrait with a peace sign and duckface. And keep the Pumpkin spiced mead flowing, or else…

Patron

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Megan Smith

RUDIMENTAL WENCH

Megan Smith

Those at the livestock market might sneer, but it won’t stop Gretyl eating her 100% plant-based diet. It’s all for the health of the realm you see. No burning wastrels at the stake in her domain - far too carbon intensive - but the pigs do need feeding…

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Gretyl Thumberger

SUSTAINABLY RUTHLESS

Gretyl Thumberger

Never seen without her furs, Eliza should have been christened Extra. Loud, proud and loved by a crowd, no feast starts till she barges in, followed by her army of maidens. But beware when she’s had a few goblets - no slight is too minor to start a war over for Queen Spectacle.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Eliza Spectacle

LITERAL DRAMA QUEEN

Eliza Spectacle

While other lords show off their wealth in mantels and jewels, Mina prefers things less colourful. Draped in black, she sits atop her skull throne. Together with her iron maidens, she enjoys grunting in the dungeon. Better acoustics you see. The servants swear she’s possessed.

Charming

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Mina Black

SLASH OF EYELINER

Mina Black

Einrock has always got a point. And it’s bound to be as sharp as the tip of his sword. Unlike other lords, he prefers to get into the heads of his prisoners rather than simply chopping them off. Much more fun to watch them slowly go mad in the dungeons, no?

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Einrock

YOU’RE PROBABLY WRONG

Einrock

This lord was born to break hearts, not bones. Well known for sending maidens unsolicited nude oil paintings, his ravens are trained to drop direct parchments requesting them to Jester & chill. Without the Jester. Obviously.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Timothy Jaqueass

PLAYLORD’S MANSION

Timothy Jaqueass

Baron Blaze is the most chilled lord in the realm. He’d much rather light one up with his enemies than fight against them. Even when he heard his last army was slaughtered, he couldn’t help but laugh. Blame chef’s baking for the giggles.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Baron Blaze

RED-EYED RULER

Baron Blaze

Armstrong by name, arm strong by nature. Unlike his sister apex, Spike craves attention. Especially when it’s focused on his triceps. He spends half his day lifting the blacksmith’s anvil and the other challenging passersby to arm wrestle. Shame he’s painfully unaware of leg day.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Spike Armstrong

*BIG MANLY ROAR*

Spike Armstrong

Ezra might dress like a peasant. But he’s actually the wealthiest lord around (thanks to Daddy’s big trust-chest). He hates the mainstream, preferring nights drinking craft mead and watching string quartets nobody has ever heard of in old grain factories. How edgy.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Ezra Hipstar

CLEAN-UNSHAVEN

Ezra Hipstar

She might as well have been called Isabella Head Turner. Isabella is what the villagers would call, a total “it maiden”. Everyone wants to be her or be with her. Though having it all does include having enemies. Luckily, merely the flutter of an eyelash gets them under her spell.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Isabella Turner

QUEEN OF HEARTS

Isabella Turner

Name’s Underhand. Lucy Underhand. Though born onto a cushty throne, Lucy prefers getting her own hands dirty. Her dresser isn’t filled with silk robes but with thousands of sneaky costumes. Allowing her to live a thousand lives and infiltrate any realm without anyone noticing.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Lucy Underhand

THE ROYAL MOLE

Lucy Underhand

Eylon’s net worth is well over 212 billion ingots. His secret? Using his head instead of his pikes. He constantly ploughs his money into making his realm less rustic. Eylon’s favourite pastime is gazing up at the stars, dreaming one day he’ll find a way to fly there by chariot.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Eylon Must

AWAY WITH THE BIRDS

Eylon Must

You should know better than to judge a far-from-innocent old lady by her friendly, frail face. Using her prisoners as her canvas, Lady Tortura sees herself as a maestro in the art of hurt. Thankfully, her family deems her creations too abstract to be hung up around the castle.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Elina Tortura

A BLOODY MASTERPIECE

Elina Tortura

Diadora wasn’t born into royalty, but into hay. Growing up as a peasant didn’t stop her from dreaming big. She would write her goals down and channel her energy into them. Low and behold, she’s a ceremony away from becoming Duchess Diadora. Beware, the universe listens to her.

Architect 

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Miss Manifest

POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS ONLY

Miss Manifest

Eric is what you call a toxic lord. Every time he gets a new maidenfriend, he locks her up in the dungeon so no one can steal her away from him. Eric’s jealousy controls the realm and himself. Which is why he’s always checking whether his sword is still the shiniest in the land.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Eric Wardour

50 SHADES OF GREEN

Eric Wardour

Bradley fronts like he’s got it all. But late at night, he falls apart, knowing it’s one big facade. Staring at his portrait of idol, Duke Chad, he weeps, manifesting that one day he’ll be the superior man. The maidens drool all over him. But his eyes are locked in on Chad.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Duke Brad

TRUE WANNABE

Duke Brad

Sirius isn’t the most fun lord to be around. No Jester, victory or torture has ever made him smile. Rumour has it that a spell was cast on him as a little varlet, freezing up his face. But his death stare does come in handy when making entire villages surrender without any weapons.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Sirius Middleton

THE CLASS FROWN

Sirius Middleton

After her father’s medieval life crisis, River was left to rule the empire. But she still has yet to wear the crown, sit on the throne or send her army to war. Nothing but a faint whisper is able to escape her lips. It’s a case of throne fright, says her freelance plague doctor.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - River Timor

ANXIOUS ARISTOCRAT

River Timor

He’s got a way with words. But less with grammar. Though his poems are somewhat indecent, he proudly regales them to his court. If there’s no head bopping, there’ll be head chopping. And if he finds his poulaines are creased? Someone’s heading for the dungeon.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Lil Lord

WHADDUP PEASANTS!

Lil Lord

Ysenda has been known to send a 3AM raven… or ten. Quiet in the castle is overcome with a need for attention after hours. If you hear a tap at your window, it probably means that her parents aren’t home.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Ysenda Diem

Hey, you up?

Ysenda Diem

Forrest Fyre burns through the kingdoms he collects, and through the hearts (and other parts) of his ‘other’ conquests. Passionate in every sense of the word, Fyre is your first stop for explosives, a wild night and an unwavering sense of self confidence.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Forrest Fyre

Hot stuff

Forrest Fyre

Spotty childhood skin earned her the nickname ‘Lady Bug’. Hiding away in the library she learned a bountiful knowledge, including a wicked skin-care routine. Try to find a bug more bonny.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Lady Bug

From boils to beauty

Lady Bug

Bjorn has been on the battlefields of each war this turn of the century - he’s seen Kings die & Kingdoms overthrown but always from a far. The enemy is in sight but Bjorn is not - unfortunately he needed a bathroom break. Or what about that time he left the stove on?

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Bjorn Running

“I was there”

Bjorn Running

Dresses, tiaras and a date the ball are the least of her worries. Holding up appearances are one thing, but she’s looking to trade in her gowns for a suit of armour and a kickass axe.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Tomella Boyes

One of the lads

Tomella Boyes

Once a scholared doctor, Hurtz made leading discoveries during the rot. Driven to madness, he’s now locked away and hell bent on engineering a virus to wipe out humanity.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Richard Hurtz

THE OP: (Original Plague Doctor)

Richard Hurtz

Quick witted, Quick Fingered and light footed, Elanor is a force to be reckoned with. Noticed your medallion is missing? Elanor just so happens to be making her riches at the black market.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Elanoras Robyr

Like finding a needle in a haystack.

Elanoras Robyr

After seeing his father being stabbed by his hand, Sir Horace has vowed to never take off his armor ever again. The blacksmiths of kingdom managed to get very creative in their armour design, he even leaves it on whilst using the garderobe.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Horace the Coated

It’s what’s underneath that counts.

Horace the Coated

Flowers, vines, petals and diamonds can be used for more than just beauty. Think poisons, pustules and cauldrons in the basement.. And after all, Diamonds can cut through anything.

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Alison Beaker

Handle with caution

Alison Beaker

Caligula by nature, De’ville certainly lives up to his name. Beheadings, hangings and public shaming is his kink. Wrong place wrong time? Too bad buddy… OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

BLOCKLORDS | Legendary Hero - Christian De’ville

the evil in medieval

Christian De’ville

Before each battle, Arthur raises his fist high and clenches it tight, declaring, "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!" The other knights mock him behind his back, but when they see him unleash his clenched fist, they can't help roaring “THAT’S THE PLACE TO START!!”

Legendary Heroes

Lady Lorde

Brutalius IV

Duke Chad

Angela Lucifer

Rose Thorne

Gorgina Blade

Max Peng

Apex Armstrong

Henry Pastel

Jack Simpalot

Penny Shovel

Megan Smith

Gretyl Thumberger

Eliza Spectacle

Mina Black

Einrock

Timothy Jaqueass

Baron Blaze

Spike Armstrong

Ezra Hipstar

Isabella Turner

Lucy Underhand

Eylon Must

Elina Tortura

Miss Manifest

Eric Wardour

Duke Brad

Sirius Middleton

River Timor

Lil Lord

Ysenda Diem

Forrest Fyre

Lady Bug

Bjorn Running

Tomella Boyes

Richard Hurtz

Elanoras Robyr

Horace the Coated

Alison Beaker

Christian De’ville

Arthur The ‘ard

Susan Beo

Tadina Pole

Stanley Culture

Nigel Ishoos

Patricia Vinely

Daphney Punk

Lady Karensbane

Dogelas Retrivé

Benjamin Raisor

Polly Gunn

Lady Lorde

Brutalius IV

Duke Chad

Angela Lucifer

Rose Thorne

Gorgina Blade

Max Peng

Apex Armstrong

Henry Pastel

Jack Simpalot

Penny Shovel

Megan Smith

Gretyl Thumberger

Eliza Spectacle

Mina Black

Einrock

Timothy Jaqueass

Baron Blaze

Spike Armstrong

Ezra Hipstar

Isabella Turner

Lucy Underhand

Eylon Must

Elina Tortura

Miss Manifest

Eric Wardour

Duke Brad

Sirius Middleton